2008-03-14
lovely
“Farts are like snowflakes; no two are ever alike!”
That is the wisdom M imparted on me this morning after ripping one that sounded like an elephant was storming through the bedroom. Sad part is it made me laugh.
It seems that I have finally fell victim to the cold. You know, the cold that everyone else has had once or twice this winter, making them feel like they’ve been run over by both a bus and an Amish buggy? Yeah me! I do believe it is bypassing my nose though and settling straight into my throat. I’ve already spent a lot of quality time hacking up foreign objects.
I’m giving myself an out for the gym tonight. I think I’ll get plenty of exercise running the vacuum when I get home. There have been no kids home since it was last ran, but it’s very evident that my cats are slobs. They are good at leaving treat crumbs all over and since the snow is melting they have grubby little paws that seem to collect odd pieces of debris. Add to that the fact that they are shedding something fierce right now and they like to rip the carpet off their scratching posts and you have a mess. It’s a small house but I’ll have to empty the bin about 4 times at least. I really don’t understand why my cats aren’t bald.
I think this just sucked up all the mental energy I had to offer today. See the sacrifices I make for you people? Enjoy!