2007-05-23
boooooo-YAH
This week in the states it’s national Click-it or ticket time. Basically, wear your seatbelt if you don’t want a ticket. Pretty simple isn’t it? As much as you can debate whether the government has a right to force you to wear one, whether you feel you are better without one, and all that opinion stuff, let me just say a thousand words in one picture.
The little red star is where I was sitting when I was hit. I didn’t have an airbag. Enough said huh?
In other news, the jeans that I could zip but not bend or breathe in? They would be covering my ass right now bay-bee! Yes, they are zipped. Yes, I am still breathing and so far no one has indicated I have a smurf like pallor to my face. Oh and if I drop my pen I can pick it up without asphyxiating myself thank you very much!
I haven’t nearly crapped myself in a few days either! If that isn’t success, I just don’t know what is! Since I’m such a fan of freely sharing my potty habits, let me tell you that I’m greatly amused at my shit this morning. Corn on the cob … coming out in little rows just like I ate it … well, minus the cob. I’m not that proficient at eating and shitting ….
And that is that ….